It was a year or so ago, a friend's Birthday in a club, were having fine whiskey and fine Cuban cigars, chatting and dancing with friends, night passed. I saw a girl in a green dress up there right next to the DJ, she was dancing with her eyes closed, it was indeed a nice sight to watch so i did. In a while she noticed i was watching her. usually I would look away but some thing about that moment kept me looking. She continued dancing and i continued watching.
Friends decided to leave so i also thought of heading off. But just before i leave, she came down the stage and gave me a nice long hug! it felt nice. then she said Hi to my friends and said her name then came back to me and hugged me again and said bye!
never saw her again and even if i do i`m not sure if i can remember how she looks like, unless she is wearing the same green dress.
Things alcohol can do to you!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Saturday, February 07, 2009
25 things
25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about me.
1. I like pink Tshirts
2. I`m so moody i confuse myself
3. I always try to be the center of attention and if i succeed i won't stay there for long
4. I`m scared of height, it makes my knees numb.
5. I enjoy going to a temple more than a mosque
6. My parents think i pray 5 times a day
7. When i was small i use to play games where i was a hostage and i would get killed when the SWAT comes to rescue me.
8. When i was 8-9 i was always 14 in my imaginary (hostage)games, and when i turned 14 i was always 20 in my imaginary (hostage)games, and when i was 20 there was no more games.
9. I will have problems going to sleep or working if i know the kitchen is in a mess
10. My shoe size is 10-11
12. I never read a book while I take a shit and I`d pee sitting down if i have the chance.
13. My obsession with photography pisses people off
14. I use to listen to backstreet boys. and still like one of their tracks
15. I`m so bad with names, like really bad, seriously bad
16. I should be doing work now but i`m doing this
17. I enjoy watching cartoon porn sometimes
18. When i went back to my home town i got homesick
19. I have drunk tequila with sprite.
20. Every time i take board an airplane i think of having sex in the toilet but i`ve never done it
21. I always think i use to be happier.
22. once i told someone i have a "mental illness" so that they leave me alone
23. I love pizza
24. The first person i slapped was my younger cousin, just because i wanted to know how it feels like to slap someone. i remember i made it i to him.
25. the concept of money makes me sad.
1. I like pink Tshirts
2. I`m so moody i confuse myself
3. I always try to be the center of attention and if i succeed i won't stay there for long
4. I`m scared of height, it makes my knees numb.
5. I enjoy going to a temple more than a mosque
6. My parents think i pray 5 times a day
7. When i was small i use to play games where i was a hostage and i would get killed when the SWAT comes to rescue me.
8. When i was 8-9 i was always 14 in my imaginary (hostage)games, and when i turned 14 i was always 20 in my imaginary (hostage)games, and when i was 20 there was no more games.
9. I will have problems going to sleep or working if i know the kitchen is in a mess
10. My shoe size is 10-11
12. I never read a book while I take a shit and I`d pee sitting down if i have the chance.
13. My obsession with photography pisses people off
14. I use to listen to backstreet boys. and still like one of their tracks
15. I`m so bad with names, like really bad, seriously bad
16. I should be doing work now but i`m doing this
17. I enjoy watching cartoon porn sometimes
18. When i went back to my home town i got homesick
19. I have drunk tequila with sprite.
20. Every time i take board an airplane i think of having sex in the toilet but i`ve never done it
21. I always think i use to be happier.
22. once i told someone i have a "mental illness" so that they leave me alone
23. I love pizza
24. The first person i slapped was my younger cousin, just because i wanted to know how it feels like to slap someone. i remember i made it i to him.
25. the concept of money makes me sad.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Perfect vacation
How to have a perfect vacation in Langkawi in 33 easy steps.
1.Come back from your class and figure out all your friends have left you alone and are gone!
2.Call them and find out they are in Langkawi, then tell them you are joining them.
3.Go home/pack/head to Pudu
4.Catch the first bus to Kuala Perlis and reach there after 8 hours!
5. Once you reached you figure that you are alone in the scariest town in malaysia at 2-3 in the morning and the first ferry to Langkawi is only at 6.
6. Freak out and rush to a hotel you see across the road.
7. The fucking "HOTEL" door is locked!!! and you can see the cashier sitting there but she doesn't want to open up for you, instead she shows you that you should "go fuck your self cause the "HOTEL" is closed after 12"!!!!!
8. freak out even more cause you are carrying your life in your bag ( Your looser life contains "Laptop, passport, 500-600 cash, and some more important things i don't remember") and take a sit right in front of the hotel next to a aquarium with a huge ass Arwana in it.
9. figure out that there are shit loads of huge ass rats in this town by just looking under where you are sitting.
10. get so freaked and hold your shiti packet knife in your hands to "protect your self".
11. See a girl that looks just as freak out walking to you, get happy to see her thinking your are gonna have a good company for the night on the road...
12. Figure out she doesn't speak a word of English so you can't possibly talk to her, so she just takes a sit next to you, but you guys should not talk the whole night, and after a while you totally forget her presence.
13. try to listen to music on your laptop, but be too afraid to bring it out of the laptop bag, so turn on your laptop/ put your headsets in, and load your iTunes all with out taking your laptop out of your bag.
14. Figure out that the lovely rats are interested in your Mentos. so spend the rest of the night cutting your mentos rings to small pieces and then throw it on the the floor and wait for the rats to come collect it.
15. IT'S 6!
16. Go catch your ferry, get to langkawi, meet your friends for lunch and go back your the dodgy chalet, put your swimming pants on and go the the nice beach and the resort on the other side of road!
17. Once at the beach, see a lot of signs saying "Be aware of jelly fish", but don't bother about them, go further in and see dead huge ass jellyfish on the beach but still decide to go to the water.
18. Be in the water for 5 min with all your other friends, and then feel a massive sharp pain in your right knee. but decide you stay in the water for a bit longer cause you loser mind is telling you "sea water heals wounds"
19. Figure out the pain is too unbearable to stand, walk out of the water to the beach and be in so much pain that you can't even stand up anymore but still make your cheap ass corny jokes.
20. the locals come and check you they all freak out and tell you what happened to you in a language you don't know shit about!
21. Be taken to the hospital by some people who work in the resort you don't even stay in.
22. Be taken to the RED zone! but still don't freak out and keep making you cheap ass corny jokes.
23. Get an injection and go to sleep wake up after 8 hours!
24. Figure out you spoiled every ones day and pay 150 bucks and get out of the hospital but keep in mind to be in much more pain.
25. spend another two days there being in pain, you could also visit the boring cable car and go to the Aquaria, and have a couple of beer, watch all your friends swimming in the pool but don't go in the water cause you are banned from go to water by the doctor.
26. Pack up and take a cab with your friends to the jetty. but on the way 3 of your friends decide that they want to stay for a couple of days more so they leave you alone with another friend.
27. Reach the jetty/ take the ferry back to Kuala perlis/ decide you don't want anymore discomfort/ go buy the most expensive ticket for the EXPRESS VIP BUS
28. Sit on the pavement and wait for your bus much longer that you were suppose to.
29. Be informed that your bus has broke down so they are trying to get a replacement bus.
30. Watch all the nice buses coming in the station and hope they were your bus.
31. See a blue school bus DRIFTING into the station, and the driving is screaming KL KL KL KL KL.
32. Figure out thats your bus and get in it, spend another 8 miserable hours in the bus talking to your friend about how much fun this trip was and take pictures of your toes while scratching your knee.
33. wait for 4 years and write a post about your trip.
1.Come back from your class and figure out all your friends have left you alone and are gone!
2.Call them and find out they are in Langkawi, then tell them you are joining them.
3.Go home/pack/head to Pudu
4.Catch the first bus to Kuala Perlis and reach there after 8 hours!
5. Once you reached you figure that you are alone in the scariest town in malaysia at 2-3 in the morning and the first ferry to Langkawi is only at 6.
6. Freak out and rush to a hotel you see across the road.
7. The fucking "HOTEL" door is locked!!! and you can see the cashier sitting there but she doesn't want to open up for you, instead she shows you that you should "go fuck your self cause the "HOTEL" is closed after 12"!!!!!
8. freak out even more cause you are carrying your life in your bag ( Your looser life contains "Laptop, passport, 500-600 cash, and some more important things i don't remember") and take a sit right in front of the hotel next to a aquarium with a huge ass Arwana in it.
9. figure out that there are shit loads of huge ass rats in this town by just looking under where you are sitting.
10. get so freaked and hold your shiti packet knife in your hands to "protect your self".
11. See a girl that looks just as freak out walking to you, get happy to see her thinking your are gonna have a good company for the night on the road...
12. Figure out she doesn't speak a word of English so you can't possibly talk to her, so she just takes a sit next to you, but you guys should not talk the whole night, and after a while you totally forget her presence.
13. try to listen to music on your laptop, but be too afraid to bring it out of the laptop bag, so turn on your laptop/ put your headsets in, and load your iTunes all with out taking your laptop out of your bag.
14. Figure out that the lovely rats are interested in your Mentos. so spend the rest of the night cutting your mentos rings to small pieces and then throw it on the the floor and wait for the rats to come collect it.
15. IT'S 6!
16. Go catch your ferry, get to langkawi, meet your friends for lunch and go back your the dodgy chalet, put your swimming pants on and go the the nice beach and the resort on the other side of road!
17. Once at the beach, see a lot of signs saying "Be aware of jelly fish", but don't bother about them, go further in and see dead huge ass jellyfish on the beach but still decide to go to the water.
18. Be in the water for 5 min with all your other friends, and then feel a massive sharp pain in your right knee. but decide you stay in the water for a bit longer cause you loser mind is telling you "sea water heals wounds"
19. Figure out the pain is too unbearable to stand, walk out of the water to the beach and be in so much pain that you can't even stand up anymore but still make your cheap ass corny jokes.
20. the locals come and check you they all freak out and tell you what happened to you in a language you don't know shit about!
21. Be taken to the hospital by some people who work in the resort you don't even stay in.
22. Be taken to the RED zone! but still don't freak out and keep making you cheap ass corny jokes.
23. Get an injection and go to sleep wake up after 8 hours!
24. Figure out you spoiled every ones day and pay 150 bucks and get out of the hospital but keep in mind to be in much more pain.
25. spend another two days there being in pain, you could also visit the boring cable car and go to the Aquaria, and have a couple of beer, watch all your friends swimming in the pool but don't go in the water cause you are banned from go to water by the doctor.
26. Pack up and take a cab with your friends to the jetty. but on the way 3 of your friends decide that they want to stay for a couple of days more so they leave you alone with another friend.
27. Reach the jetty/ take the ferry back to Kuala perlis/ decide you don't want anymore discomfort/ go buy the most expensive ticket for the EXPRESS VIP BUS
28. Sit on the pavement and wait for your bus much longer that you were suppose to.
29. Be informed that your bus has broke down so they are trying to get a replacement bus.
30. Watch all the nice buses coming in the station and hope they were your bus.
31. See a blue school bus DRIFTING into the station, and the driving is screaming KL KL KL KL KL.
32. Figure out thats your bus and get in it, spend another 8 miserable hours in the bus talking to your friend about how much fun this trip was and take pictures of your toes while scratching your knee.
33. wait for 4 years and write a post about your trip.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
The tale of two men who both love the same women
Ok
Here is what happens if two men want the same woman in different countries:
In Japan :
The guy who thinks he can't get the girl will commit suside first. then the other guy feels so guilty to cause the death of another being so he also commits suside and the girl who has no more lovers would commit suside as well.
In Iran :
the girl's parents and relatives would have a formal meeting and after researches and investigations they find out which guy is richer and they give their daughter to him
In Spain :
They would duel on her and the one who doesn't die would take the girl and run away to south America
In US:
The guys would go and have a talk about her but then they would fall in love and have a homosexual marriage
In France:
The guys would become best friends and share the girl...
In Australia:
The guys would keep arguing until they get really old and tired then go for 1 or 2 or 18 beers and forget all about her
In mexico city:
The guys would fight until one of them bleeds to death.but then the other one would forget the reason of the fight and go his own way
In Canada:
Where is Canada again??!
In Africa:
They would both marry the girl and then marry another 20 girls
In Saudi:
None would get the girl cause she is already married to her cousin
In Malaysia:
The girl would marry one of them but sleep with the other one
In china:
They would loose the girl in the crowd
In Afghanistan:
They will kill the girl in the name of Islam
In North Korea:
The Kim Jong-il's goverment would make the choice
In Thailand:
They would make a business out of the girl and share the profit
In Mongolia:
They'd get our #2 to blow her up
ps: this post in not based on any real facts and I am not racist towards all people, only some of them
Here is what happens if two men want the same woman in different countries:
In Japan :
The guy who thinks he can't get the girl will commit suside first. then the other guy feels so guilty to cause the death of another being so he also commits suside and the girl who has no more lovers would commit suside as well.
In Iran :
the girl's parents and relatives would have a formal meeting and after researches and investigations they find out which guy is richer and they give their daughter to him
In Spain :
They would duel on her and the one who doesn't die would take the girl and run away to south America
In US:
The guys would go and have a talk about her but then they would fall in love and have a homosexual marriage
In France:
The guys would become best friends and share the girl...
In Australia:
The guys would keep arguing until they get really old and tired then go for 1 or 2 or 18 beers and forget all about her
In mexico city:
The guys would fight until one of them bleeds to death.but then the other one would forget the reason of the fight and go his own way
In Canada:
Where is Canada again??!
In Africa:
They would both marry the girl and then marry another 20 girls
In Saudi:
None would get the girl cause she is already married to her cousin
In Malaysia:
The girl would marry one of them but sleep with the other one
In china:
They would loose the girl in the crowd
In Afghanistan:
They will kill the girl in the name of Islam
In North Korea:
The Kim Jong-il's goverment would make the choice
In Thailand:
They would make a business out of the girl and share the profit
In Mongolia:
They'd get our #2 to blow her up
ps: this post in not based on any real facts and I am not racist towards all people, only some of them
Sunday, September 21, 2008
tip
life is too short! You shouldn't waste it like this. yes i`m talking to you, and you might die tomorrow! so watch out
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